February 2012
somerdaye:
when your parents arrive home and you position yourself doing something other than sitting at the computer like looking in the fridge or making your bed and they don’t immediately walk in and you kind of hover in that position until they do
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
makemeill:
i need a cure for my ugly
me: let me sleep
brain: lol no, let's stay awake and remember every stupid decision you made in your life
me: okay
